This•Random•Life™

North Dakota

2008-07-10T16:26:00.000-07:00

North Dakota.
Hmm.
Well.
Don't go there if you hate wind.

That's my description.

I liked our trip just fine, but in my opinion, methinks its blandish.
But its still pretty kick butt.

Me with Keith Bear, the awesome flute player/storyteller of my dreams.

And this picture just plain rules.

NOT PHOTOSHOP'D EITHER.

So go to North Dakota if you hate mountains! =D

Photo Credits- Julie Zickefoose.
Duh.

So, Yeah.

2008-07-09T15:39:00.000-07:00

Well.

Hmmph.

Yup.

I am back.

And.

BETTER THAN EVER!

Cuz, I got glasses (I can SEE!), I'm almost twelve (this coming Friday), and, you know, the radness comes with age.

OH LOOK A MARMOT!

Hehe. Western woodchuck friend.

That's from when we were in Utah. In the month of June, we were in North Dakota, Maine, and Utah. But least of all Ohio.

It's good to be home.

Haha I Stink.

2008-07-09T15:00:00.000-07:00

Cause I'm back, and this is how wide my head is!

The Boredom Chronicles Return

2008-03-27T17:12:00.000-07:00

But this time, I fall off a chair!

STAGE 1

STAGE 2

Vivi Comes to Play

2008-03-26T20:28:00.000-07:00

Check out our completely awesome roleplay!

Presenting...

The Avenging Unicorn Sucks Blood!

Sorry it's so rocky! But her cuteness makes up for it. ;] -At this point, Zoey cacks-

IN OTHER NEWS-

We had our first softball practice today! I get to play second or pitcher, as apposed to last year's right field. Yay!

The Boredom Chronicles

2008-03-25T09:00:00.000-07:00

What happens when it snows enough to cancel school, but not enough to play in?

Nothing good.

So, to make the best out of this pitifully boring day, why not prank Liam?

....

My new identity was now the Toy Master. I flipped Liam's room around from average boy room to insanity on a stick.

My Ransom Note

Monopoly Piece on top of snowglobe

Avenging Trophy

Zombies riding various vehicles

Serial Killer Tiger and it's victims

Toy eating dragon

And my personal favorite-

What happens when SpiderMan and PlayMobile interact.

Holy Ragamuffins

2008-03-24T19:37:00.000-07:00

I suck.

Maaaaaan.

First, let me tell you that I am horrible at updating something every waking day of my life.
I just suck.

Here it goes, though:

SORRYYYYYYYY!

To-
Mah faithful peeps
Anyone who has ever looked at this blog.

From-
Lazy bagel butt staring into the screen trying to make a corny apology.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Urr.... I've been really busy lately. School is going full force now, and so are friends. My first softball practice is Wednesday...
But, I will make a promise (no promises) to try and sweep this dustbunny out from under the bed.

X's and O's!

Sunset of the Gods

2008-02-07T19:22:00.000-08:00

Well, after a rumble of thunder, ten second down pour, and 60 MPH gusts of wind, I think the weather gods were ready to repay us.
There's not much to say, just lots to look at.

There was a huge, wonderful lavender hue.

After the sun went down-

Awesome pink puffs

Yep.
But, after rewarding us with that great sunset, it is now a freezing rain/snow mix with wind. =P

PS- All of the photos (except for one) were taking by Julie Zickefoose.

Weird Weather!

2008-02-06T19:46:00.000-08:00

The weather we've had for the past two days has been insane. I woke up Tuesday morning to 60°, rainy. I pulled out my capris, went to school, yadda yadda yadda, until it was time for bed. I slept like a rock until 2 AM when the winds started. 50-60 MPH gusts (Which popped up throughout the day). And I'm such a weather freak, that when a gust goes on for more than 10 seconds, I jump up and look out my window to see if there's a tornado blowing around. So after a trip to mommy's room, the wind died down, and I finally fell asleep around 6. The clock magically turned to 7:45 AM (15 minutes before bustime). I got on the bus with sleep crust still in the corners of my eyes, and headed to school. It had been, oh, 40 minutes, until the teachers were summoned to the hallway. We were going back home, because the creek across from our school was dangerously close to spilling onto the road. 20 minutes after that was announced, the rain stopped and the sky started to brighten. When we were on the busride home, the sun came out. It would go from dark, to clear and sunny, and then cloud back up again. But there was a light at the end of the rainbow... I mean... day... **Sunset post coming soon!**

Arrgh!

2008-02-06T19:01:00.000-08:00

Title says it all.

I had all the making for a post finished except for the photos, and Firefox spazzed out and lost everything because Blogger wasn't Auto-Saving.
So, meanwhile as I'm trying to recreate, I shall exert my frustration into Moses.

Moses, Moses, Moses and the Red Sea. Moses, Moses, Moses is the life for me...

Chet Baker's Girlfriend

2008-02-04T17:18:00.000-08:00

Chet Baker has many women in his life.
Daisy, Alapocus, but, most of all, Saturn.
This is the very pretty, playful Springer Spaniel that Chet "flirts" with whenever he visits town.
They love to play their own version of Michael Vick's dog fights. But this is pretend, really. Chet coaxes us to believe this.

"Chet Baker, you'd better calm down!"

"But Mether, I was just tickling her." -snorgle-

"See? Just little nibbles on the mezzlepuffs!"

"You have a very white chest, M'lady."

PS- I don't think I'm going to post on Sundays. People are at Church and going for some good 'ole Sunday drives. -cough-

Spelin B

2008-02-02T09:08:00.000-08:00

Read it and weep. -nod-

My words were:

Tragedy [Which I misspelled "tradgedy"]
Two
Submarine
Devastation
And the winning word was: Upheaval

Isn't it just great that we never got past the begginer words?

Mhmm. I even blacked out my school's name for obvious safety purposes!

Well, I've been a very bad blogger lately. I've been sick, had homework, and places to go. I even PUKED!

This grouchy cardinal had to tell me off this morning, just so I'd blog. Bad Phoebe, Bad!

Aren't our window decorations just so awesome?

My Busride...

2008-01-22T16:37:00.000-08:00

...Was fairly boring, as usual.

Until we got half way down one of our insane backroads.

All of a sudden, some gigantic tree had fallen right infront of us.
It was too low to go under, and the limbs that were hanging were much too high for anyone to reach.

So, my busdriver called the township.
They said that they'd "be right there", but apparently "right" means and hour.

Oh, and did I mention that it was SNOWING the whole time?
Yeah.

So, we waited an hour or two, (I was hallucinating things) and finally two guys with a tiny chainsaw pull up in a monster truck. One guy gets out (and from what my friends and I could tell, the other guy was taking a nap the whole time.

So, the working guy gets out and climbs up on the bank where the tree is hanging from, and SAWS THE WHOLE THING OFF. It was so cool!
My friend and I agreed that it was WAY better than cable.

But, then it took another hour to clear the tree.

Well, that was my morning.

I apologize to my unexplained absence. I blame.. Uh.. the evolution of mechanical pencils. Yeah, that's the ticket. *shifty eyes*

Pimping the Piggy

2008-01-15T18:36:00.000-08:00

YYY

When in doubt (With very low inspiration), Pimp your Piggy Bank.

BEFORE:

AFTER(!!):

YYY

Running a Marathon

2008-01-13T07:14:00.000-08:00

I woud like to wish my cousins, Christy and Courtney Fitch, good luck today.
They are running a 26.2 mile run to raise money for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society today in Pheonix, Arizona.
If you would like to donate, click here.
I think it's wonderful that they are doing it, and I hope they do well.
Good luck!

Now I shall amuse you with some random pictures of Chet Baker.

Sister has dragged me out of my bed, AGAINST MY WILL, just to entertain somebody who likes to read pixels. Mhhhmmmph.

And now she turns me rainbow!

My Brother

2008-01-09T19:50:00.000-08:00

,,,

Here is my interview with William Henry.

Q & A

P: So, Liam, what's your favorite color?
L: Hmm... I would think... Dark blue with shadows.
P: That's cool. Do you like making shadows on your drawings?
L: That's what I was thinking about! Well, I don't do them usually lately, but I do them sometimes. An artist has to take a break now and then, ya know?
P: What kind of art do you like to do most?
L: *silent tapping* I like to draw penguins. It's my hobby to do art. And those little furballs, called puffles? They look like hairballs that cats cough up.
P: Eww! What is the grossest thing you've ever seen?
L: Well, the grossest thing I've ever seen is when this boy I know reaches down to get his pencil and you can buttcrack 50 feet.
P: Yuck. So, how is school going for you?
L: It's going really good. I have this girl called Brooke. She's the girl of my dreams. I would love to date her. But I'm too young for that.
P: Awesome! What kind of grades are you getting?
L: I'm getting mostly Es and little stars.
P: Great! Do you like your teacher?
L: Yep! And she has something called the blue bucket. And if you do something hard, then you can get toys, and pieces of candy. It's really fun.
P: Do you get a lot of stuff from the bucket?
L: Well, usually not. It's like I'm a bad egg, but only cool.
P: How cool are you?
L: Well, sometimes nerdy, but, ooh, today, I was steaming, sizzling hot!

P: Did Brooke notice?
L: Yeah, she complimented on my mohawk today.
P: Nice. What was the coolest thing about you today?
L: Is it okay if I use two?
P: Yep.
L: Well, number one is my mohawk, and number two is my jean jacket.

L: I'm getting tired of this.
P: Well, then I'll wrap it up. Do you have a shoutout you'd like to make?
L: Okay. Peace everyone! And a rockin', sizzlin', happy new year! tsssssss.
P: Thank you Liam!
L: Any time, P, any time.

,,,

Chet's Baby II

2008-01-05T16:06:00.000-08:00

hhh

Sorry, I kinda fell off the blogging horse there.

Aaanyyway, Chet Baker got a new babehh for Christmas.
It was wrapped in very prutty paper.

He opened it up, and found... a brand spanking new babehh!

It is a nice babehh, but he still misses Babehh I.
He stands tall and proud over it though.

Hmm. This babehh looks mighty tasty!

I will not chew, I will not chew, I... I... WILL CHEW!

He cannot resist a babehh's charm.

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Spelling Bee!

2008-01-03T18:45:00.000-08:00

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Sadly, I've gotten meself into another situation over my head.
My third spelling bee in a row, but this year it's much, much harder and a lot of the words you can't even find in a dictionary.
Five whole pages of difficult words.
Look at these ones-

equilibristat
centauromachia
idiorrythmic
archimandrite (That's not so hard to learn, but what does it mean??)
kamelaukion
trinitrotoluene
gotterdammerung
eleemosynar
Pyrrhic
blitzkrieg
septuagenarian
pussillanimous
amphilriskos

And that's not all!

Any definition/study tips would be greatly appreciated.

Hep me, hep me!

YYY

2008- Year of the Potato

2008-01-01T11:11:00.000-08:00

HhHhHh

HAPPY 2008!

Aaanywho, I was listening to NPR on my way into a party, and heard the most wonderful news EVER.
2 double 0 8 is the year of the POTATO!
My favorite food!
(Besides Lima Beans and toast)
WooHoo!

HhHhHh

Happy New Year['s Eve]!

2007-12-31T14:29:00.000-08:00

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SunPuppy!

Officer Pup likes to keep a watchful eye on all of the critters out in the open.

He does not like the paparazzi of women that follow him everywhere. He runs away.

But sometimes he gives in.

Happy New Year's Eve from Sir Tocks Alot!

hhh

Posting at Practice

2007-12-30T18:12:00.000-08:00

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Hello!
I'm at band practice! For my parents. They're in a band called the Swinging Orangutans.
Bill, Julie, Vinnie, Andy, Clay and Jess are playing together New Years Eve at a party that will be so awesome, it will be remembered forever.
Kung Fu Fighting, Slippery People, the whole enchilada.
WOoOoOo!

Rock on, Orangs!

hhh

Crazy Makeup Time!

2007-12-29T17:21:00.000-08:00

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Woo!
Time for some insane makeup!
I was bored, so I put on:
3 different kinds of lipgloss
2 different shades of eyeshadow and blush.

First off-

A closeup on the bruise-

On my eyeshadow-

The best I can make this look look-

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MezzlePeffs and Such

2007-12-29T15:39:00.000-08:00

EXTREME CUTENESS AHEAD!

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Pop Art Style-

PIG!

Photo by Julie Zickefoose

Wull, that's all I could come up with for now. I need ideas, people!
One more post until someone might read this!

Dumb Television [My First Rant]

2007-12-29T14:30:00.000-08:00

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Yayy! My first rant. Muah ha ha.
Well. I was watching television, looking for an inspiration for another post, when I came across A TON of new cartoons that I've never heard of.
Phineas and Ferb. What the Heck?
Camp Lazlo. Oookayyyy...
Ed, Ed, and Eddy. That one has been around for a while, but I hate it.

It's all the same stuff. Ugly drawings of kids [and such] hitting eachother on the head. And too may fart and burp jokes.
All the good shows are being bumped out by these dumb cartoons.
The old Disney Channel? Gone.
Now replaced with hairboy Zac Efron, lip-synching sappy musicals.

-_-
All done! Don't kill me.
Oh wait... this place is already dead! *cough*motherandfather*cough*

hhh

ZOMGLOOKATTHECUTELITTLEDIMPLEINHISCHINOMG!
not.

An Actual Post

2007-12-29T13:30:00.000-08:00

I'm back as quick as I left.

Well.
Hmmph.
In order to get my mother and father's affiliation aprovals, I must first post atleast five posts.
So, until then, this place has to be a graveyard. =P
hhh

First off, I will let you know, that this is the place where you will get the most Chet Baker fixes EVER.
Yes.
So, let me start you out with a picture of him doing...
NOTHING!

Yayyy!

'Ello, Govna!

2007-12-29T13:07:00.000-08:00

hhhh

Wow. My first blog post. hahahahaha.
Don't you like the little ambulences?
Hmm. I'm at a loss for pixels.
So sit around, have some grapefruit, and check back later.
Maybe my brain will sprout in a bit.